Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Out of the Mouth of Babes...

from Alex...
I thought I would try this with my 3 1/2 year old...

Question: Prefer black or blue pens?
Jack: ummm Blue pens.

Question: Dress up on Halloween?
Jack: Yes.

Question: Like to travel?
Jack: Yes.

Question: Like someone?
Jack: Yes...I love Christian

Question: Who sleeps with you every night?
Jack: Christian...he tells jokes...I say knock knock and then he doesn't say anything

Question: Think you're attractive?
Jack: Yes.

Question: Want to get married?
Jack: No.

Question: Are you a good student?
Jack: Noooo

Question: Are you currently happy?
Jack: Yes

Question: Have you ever cheated?? Been cheated on?
Jack: No.

Question: Birthplace?
Jack: In California?? (no...other side of the country)

Question: Christmas or Halloween?
Jack: Christmas.

Question: Colored or black-and-white photo?
Jack: Colored.

Question: Do long distance relationships work?
Jack: Yes...spaceships work...

Question: Do you believe in astrology?
Jack: yes

Question: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Jack: yes

Question: Do you consider yourself the life of the party?
Jack: Yes.

Question: Do you drink?
Jack: Yes.

Question: Do you make fun of people?
Jack: No.

Question: Do you think dreams eventually come true?
Jack: Yes

Question: Favorite fictional character?
Jack: Mommy! (rephrase question to pretend character on tv) Super Why

Question: Go to the movies or rent?
Jack: to the movie feater! I wanna go there now!

Question: Have you ever moved?
Jack: Yes. I am moving.

Question: Have you ever stolen anything?
Jack: No.

Question: How's the weather right now?
Jack: trees, spiders

Question: Last time you cut your hair?
Jack: in Saturday (not true)

Question: Last person you talked to on the phone?
Jack: uhh you

Question: Last time you showered?
Jack: in Saturday (not true)

Question: Loud or soft music?
Jack: soft music

Question: McDonald's or Burger King?
Jack: McDonald's.

Question: Night or day?
Jack: Day.

Question: Number of pillows?
Jack: Two.

Question: Piano or guitar?
Jack: Guitar.

Question: Future job?
Jack: Cleaning Job

Question: Current job?
Jack: cleaning

Question: Current love?
Jack: um Dragon Tales

Question: Current longing?
Jack: um nothing

Question: Current disappointment?
Jack: Matt...Matthew (?)

Question: Last thing you ate?
Jack: cereal

Question: Last thing you bought?
Jack: a phone

Question: Most recent thing you are looking forward to?
Jack: I don't know

Question: What are you hearing right now?
Jack: Clifford song

Question: Plans for the weekend?
Jack: play the Wii

Question: What did you do today?
Jack: Played the wii

Question: Pick a lyric, any lyric or song?
Jack: um Clifford

Question: Pick a movie quote?
Jack: I don't know

I'll have to do this with Christian...that took about an hour to get him to finish that...

1 comment:

Jess and Jason said...

That is hilarious! Who knew?